Friday, May 2, 2008

How I Got Pissed Off at the Episcopal church ...

Few people know the real story of why I left TEc ...

My parish undertook to swap the Gentlemen's Room with the Ladies' Room, because the former was a larger space, and the Ladies coveted it. Fair enough.

But in the process of the swap, the beautiful antique urinals were simply walled over ... not moved to the new (smaller) Men's Room! Instead, modern rinky-dink Home Depot™ urinals were used. It was a travesty.

"But many of the priests and Levites and chief of the fathers, who were ancient men, that had seen the first urinals, when the foundation of this new Men's Room was laid before their eyes, wept with a loud voice ..."

"Who of you is left who saw this Men's Room in its former glory? How does it look to you now? Does it not seem to you like nothing?"

2 comments:

Douglas Bienert said...

So, at the High School I used to teach at there were these bizzare toilets in the Jr. High wing girls room. They were out of order and never replaced. NO one knows what the hell they were. They couldn't be a bidet (in an old Jr. High?) They weren't a regular toilet. The only think I can discribe them as is some sort of girls urinal. I wanted to photograph them and make a fake ad for "The Clergy Toilet" and send them out to the entire Diocese. - tired of taking off your cassock to pee? Try the new Almy Lavabo".

Anglican Beach Party said...

I wanted to photograph them and make a fake ad for "The Clergy Toilet" and send them out to the entire Diocese. - tired of taking off your cassock to pee? Try the new Almy Lavabo".

LOLOLOLOL !!!!