Fit Girl (P.
Erlandson)
I was in the gym when she walked in off the street.
With the kind of body to knock you off
your feet.
She got down to work, and she started to
lift.
Muscles moving like a continental drift.
Looking at her I turned white as a
sheet.
She was punishing her delts by the Smith
Machine,
Like the love child of Judy Jetson and
Mr. Clean.
Over in the corner I’m about to faint.
Over in the corner I’m about to faint.
She’s the kind of girl that I would love
to paint.
She was the baddest jacked up chick that I had ever seen.
Chorus: Fit girl, fit girl, look my way!
She was the baddest jacked up chick that I had ever seen.
Chorus: Fit girl, fit girl, look my way!
If I catch your eye, I’ll have to look away.
If I cannot have you I will live in misery.
If I cannot have you I will live in misery.
Now I’m no schmoe, but my knees were
getting weak.
I was afraid she’d think I was a pencil-neck geek.
I was afraid she’d think I was a pencil-neck geek.
In between sets, I’d try to catch her
eye;
I’m trying to look cooler than the other
guys.
I am hypnotized by her physique. (Chorus)
I can’t describe the effect that she has on me.
I am hypnotized by her physique. (Chorus)
I can’t describe the effect that she has on me.
I don’t need no coffee, no 5-Hour
Energy!
She’s got me bouncing off the walls.
She’s racing my heart like clenbuterol.
She’s got me buzzing to the Nth degree. (Chorus)
She’s got me bouncing off the walls.
She’s racing my heart like clenbuterol.
She’s got me buzzing to the Nth degree. (Chorus)