And, our first winner, for Best False Dichotomy is (drum roll ...):

In the Scariest Message category (watch out for folks driving a car with this bumper sticker!) ...

In the Best Unintentionally True Message category (envelope, please!) ...

This next award is for the Worst Misspelling of "Millennium Development Goals" ...

In the Harry T. Cook Award for Most Tripped-Out Logo:

In the Best Use of Redundancy category, our winner is:

For Best Example of Self-Serving Guilt-Manipulation, we have a clear winner:

In the Shameless Racism category, the unanimous winner was:

And, our GRAND PRIZE WINNER, in the Love and Tolerance category is (wait for it!) ...

Congratulations to all our winners. See you again next year!