A couple of Sundays ago, the roads were too icy to go to our home parish. So, we made our 2nd expotition (for this Winter) to the somewhat nearer AMiA parish. There, we sung this hymn: Shine Jesus shine Fill this land with the Father's glory. Blaze Spirit blaze Set our hearts on fire. Flow river flow Flood the nations with grace and mercy. Send forth your word Lord and let there be light.
In the car on the way home, we unanimously decided that this song was "lifted" from a Windex™ commercial. Yes, we are Church-music snobs.
As in: Shine Windex™ shine Leave our windows and mirrors spotless. Spray Windex™ spray Wash our streaks away. Flow Windex™ flow With your new, improved no-drip nozzle. Send forth your stream Windex™ let in the light.
We do love the AMiA parish. The priest there is a poet of extraordinary talent (and, as a poetry snob, I don't say that very often!), and the folks are just excellent Christians. But we can only take so much 1970s Youth Group worship music.